Halleloo! 35 Sickening Drag Queen Merch Goods We Just Need To Own! 🎉

Halleloo! 26 Sickening Drag Queen Merch Goods We Just Need To Own!

Let’s be honest Squirrel Friends, you’re not a real drag queen superfan unless you got the sickening drag queen merch to back it up! Yes, Mama!

   

We are screening for Charisma, Uniqueness, Nerve, and Talent when we are putting together our list of favorite merch, none of those forgettable queens that get eliminated episode one. Well except Vanessa Vanjie Mateo, the biggest Drag Race injustice since Shangela. Miss Vanjie…Miss Vanjie. Miss Vanjie! No honey our favorite drag merch came to slay!

 

Extravaganza Eleganza Fierce is the name of the game, though most of the weak-ass merch we found was serving boy with hog body and mismatched boots. I’m Sorry, My Dear, but You’re Up for Elimination. I mean seriously? This is NOT RuPaul’s Best Friend Race. Drag is here, now and forever, and if we are going to spend our hard-earned cash on merch we have to be absolutely living for it darling!

You got your Katya Zamolodchikova merch, Alyssa Edwards merch, Trixie Mattel merch, Adore Delano merch, Violet Chachki merch, Kim Chi merch and of course Alaska Thunderfuck merch. Opulence, You Own EVERYTHING! Don’t agree with us? Water Off a Duck’s Back.. Silence, I’ve Made My Decision. Bring Back My Merch!

*tongue pop*

 

   

   

Halleloo! 35 Sickening Drag Queen Merch Goods We Just Need To Own! 🎉

   

   

   

Justice 4 Shangela Drag Queen T-Shirt

   

Show your support for Team Shangela with this iconic Shangel merch!   I’m sorry Trixie, we love you but Shangela was robbed, robbed I tell you! Let everyone know who you support by wearing your Justice 4 Shangela Drag Queen T-Shirt proudly.  Be part of a worldwide movement ‘Justice 4 Shangela’ no matter how it takes! Forget all the other RuPaul’s Drag Race merchandise, we will not rest until this historic injustice is righted.

   

“I am the Nancy Drew of drag.”

   

   

Violet Chachki High Fashion Pouch

   

Ooh, la la la la la la…Walk into the room Purse first, nope the wrong Drag race winner… Hmmm. “YAAASSSSS! YAAASSSS! COME THROUGH!” Celebrate the high-fashion queen with your own Violet Chachki merch! Yasss, she snatched the crown in Season 7 and now is snatching looks everywhere she goes, an androgynous oddball in a world full of fishy, showgirls. Known for her bold and high-fashion runway looks and cinching her waist to 18 inches, you to can have a little bit of glamour rub off on you on any night out…

   

“Pain is beauty and I’m the prettiest.”

   

   

RuPaul’s Drag Race: Paper Doll Book 

   

Think you have seen it all? Think again! This unique Drag Queen merch brings us our favorite queens serving a whole new two-dimensional glamourzon look. If you thought the Season 1 HD filter was bad, wait till you see BeBe Zahara Benet, Tyra Sanchez, Raja, Sharon Needles, Jinkx Monsoon, Bianca Del Rio, Violet Chachki, and Bob the Drag Queen all flat-chested and without any depth. Oh wait, maybe we have seen all this before? Dress up these punch-out paper dolls with colorful costumes and accessories, then send them down the runway. Give them your critique and then sashay away!

   

“Beauty fades, dumb is forever!” 

   

 

   

Fabulous Hard-Cover Drags Coffee Table Book

   

Drags is a beautifully designed coffee table book, and a photo series documenting the drag queens and kings of New York City, shot by director/photographer Gregory Kramer. Presented in the style of classic fashion portraiture, the collection features legends – and up-and-coming legends – in glamorous black and white, full-length studio portraits. Included in the volume are five stories written by vital pillars of the scene including Sasha Velour who speaks about the magic and transformative power of drag as an art form.

   

“Radical, magical, liberal art, Gender is a construct, tear it apart. Wearable art and terrible art, It’s the motherfucking world is unbearable art.”

   

   

RuPaul’s Drag Queen Baby Onesie

   

Are you sick of all these gender-reveal parties? Known a fabulous gayby? Defy gender constructs and make all the little humans in your life as queer and sickening as possible with this Drag race baby onesie. Yes, honey, no one needs a Diaper pail, a bouncy seat or bathtub at a baby shower, what they need is to get their baby started early as a Drag Race Super Fan…Cause girl, we all know Mama Ru is still going to be slaying this is 20 years!

   

“She already done had herses!”

   

   

Hold My Purse Whilst I Snatch The Crown Jumper

   

The title says it all really – I’ve consulted with the judges, but the final decision is mine to make. This is one of the best RuPaul Drag Race Merch examples to cuddle up on cold night and remind yourself: You are fierce, you are fabulous and you came to slay darling! If you can’t love yourself, how the hell are you gonna love somebody else? Can I get an amen up in here? Or just a heavyweight crewneck sweatshirt that is pre-shrunk for dependable after wash performance.

   

“Valentina, this is a lip-sync for your life, we need to see your lips. Take that thing off your mouth.”

   

 

   

Drag Queen Color Therapy: An Adult Drag Queen Coloring Book 

   

Stressed out? Can’t get enough drag? then you need to add this drag queen coloring book straight to cart! Paint the faces of glorious queens like Ru Paul, Lady Bunny, Adore Delano and Alaska Thunderfuck, who knows…Maybe you’ll make an improvement. Fuck all those boring unicorn color books, get your glitter sticks out and make us proud this is unique drag race merch! Just don’t like about giving Ru a goth look…Or do, and send it to her on twitter and tag us. You probably won’t ever be welcome at Drag Con ever again but we just need to see this! 

   

“I’m sorry my dear, but you’re up for elimination.”

   

   

If You Can’t Love Yourself Drinking Glass

   

Who doesn’t like to drink their problems away, and at least with this funky RuPaul cup you can have a reminder from the queen of drag herself. So why not click add to cart, fill it to the brim and get rid to say cheers queers each week to celebrate (or cry) during elimination time. Or any time someone tongue pops. Or Michelle Visage says something mean. *grabs an Absolut cocktail* *whips hair to reveal the second wig*

   

“Did you forget who you are? You’re a boy wearin’ a dress, bitch!”

   

   

The Bianca Remover by Bianca Del Rio 

   

Finally some useful Rupaul’s drag race merchandise from the funniest clown in town! We were so close to going with Hurricane Bianca but this Bianca Del Rio make-up remover is revolutionary and it’s now the top-selling drag queen merch of all time. That’s a lot of busted faces…And only half of them are on Bianca! The world’s first Coconut Oil makeup remover will remove your most stubborn lip colors, foundations, creams, powders, and even waterproof eye makeup. I hope you bitches are ready!

   

“I will show you versatility when Santino wins a sewing competition and Visage wears a f*****g turtleneck… Ain’t gonna happen!”

   

 

   

Suck Less: Where There’s a Willam, There’s a Way

   

The only lie told more often than “No, that looks totally cute on you” and “I got AIDS through oral” is “It gets better.” Well, a lotta times it don’t. Sometimes it just sucks less. But in this book Willam promises you one thing: where there’s a Willam, there’s a way.

But this isn’t all about him (for once). It’s about you and how you can SUCK LESS at a variety of things drag queens are so much better at than the average person. He has got clap backs and life hacks and tips on classing up a simple grab-and-run lifting spree to the much more dignified act of larceny. Super-important life stuff with my own special, secret fag- swag sauce. So welcome to Willam’s School of Bitchcraft and Wiggotry. Class is in session.

   

“I’m not gonna RuPaulogize for anything that I’m doing now.”

   

   

Mama Ru Prayer Candle

   

They call her Mother, and now you can pray at her alter every night. There is so much RuPaul’s drag race merchandise out there but to really get in touch with your inner queen all your need is some matches and a small shrine. Yes honey, we ain’t afraid to admit we have an entire room dedicated to Drag Queen merch because we came to slay! Burning for 100 hours, this Mama Ru Prayer Candle is from and center, plus if you really want to get kinky the white-hot wax is multi-purpose. Shantay you Pray!

   

“You can call me he. You can call me she. You can call me Regis and Cathy Lee; I don’t care! Just as long as you call me!”

   

   

RuPaul’s Drag Race Sashay Away Door Mat

   

Forget walking into the workroom, why not tell all those shady ladies to Sashay Away the second they get to your front door. No other RuPaul merch on this list leaves as strong first impressions like this. All T, no shade – No one can claim in the Untucked you were not upfront with them now! Easy to clean dirt and machine washable, also simply shake the mat, the dirt will go off – plus it can be used anywhere around the house…

   

“So your drag’s like STDs, you never know what you’re gonna get.”

   

 

   

The Essential Fan Guide to RuPaul’s Drag Race

   

If you’re new to Drag Race or want to introduce some of those bad gays out there who still don’t know what is it, then this Drag queen merch. Covering ten seasons, numerous spin-off series and more catchphrases than we can keep a track off this cheat sheet to Drag Race. Covering everything from Valentina’s lip-sync to Honey Mahogany caftan dress, trust us when we say even a hardcore RuPaul fan will learn a thing or two!

   

“Remember, this country was founded by a bunch of men wearing wigs.”

   

   

Gays in Prison Documentary

   

Gays in Prison is a documentary featuring Latrice Royale, the popular star of RuPaul’s Drag Race, as she reveals her own experiences in jail and explores the stories of other former and current LGBTQ prisoners, who face special challenges, violence and discrimination in the criminal justice system. The documentary is a joint production of Rogue Culture and Logo TV. Not all Drag Queen merch is pretty and fun, but we believe this is a powerful LGBT film that everyone needs to watch. Perhaps follow it up with some gay comedy films to help make you feel better….

   

“I may be fat bitch, but you’re ugly and I can lose weight.”

   

   

RuPaul Glitter Enamel Pin

   
 

Now RuPaul can be everywhere you are, just pin her to your sickening backpack or stylish blazer and off you go. With pink glitter har, a gold metal outline and more Charisma, Uniqueness, Nerve and Talent than any other kitty girls out there – this is some understated yet iconic Rupaul’s drag race merchandise for your classy queens. Just don’t let her touch polyester or it will go up in flames.
   

 “Good luck, and don’t fuck it up.” 

   

 

   

The Craft of Drag: A Werkbook 

   

So you call yourself a Drag Race superfan? Have you perfected your tight-tuck? Learned how to death-drop? Had a sickening show-stopping performance? Then gurl, your only getting half the story!  You need the Craft of Drag, a how-to guide and workbook for ANYONE looking to get started in the art of drag: kings, draglesque, genderfuckers, and other nontraditional drag artists. Sure the internet has been invented and all the info is out there,  but nothing feels as good as a thick and hard book right?

   

“You’re perfect, you’re beautiful, you look like Linda Evangelista, you’re a model!”

   

   

Halleloo! – Shangela Inspired Mug

   


Yea, we know, Shangela is already covered a few times here – but honey, we are still shook! Trixie snatched the crown, so the least we can do is show our support with all the Shangela merch we can get our hand on. I don’t have a Shangela mug. I’ve never had a Shangela. If I wanted a Shangela, yes, I could probably go out and get one because I am what? Sickening! So, why not go out and get one…

   

“Y’all told her on the internet it was funny. I blame y’all.”

   

   

Rupauls Drag Queen Race Inspirational Pencils

   

Let no part of your life be without drag with this fierce school supplies? Perfect for introducing a little queer spirit to your home, work, school or local street-corner, these sickening RuPaul’s Drag Race inspired quote pencils will actually have you begging for homework. The perfect gift for someone special – or a one-night stand – honestly we don’t care we just want to see more of these out in the world. Spread the words kitty girls, and your legs, while you serve up Drag race realness everywhere you go!

   

“Time to push, ladies. PUUUSSH! Because I’m about to crown … … America’s Next Drag Superstar.”

   

 

   

Katya Zamolodchikova Pillow Case

   

Fall asleep cuddling everyone’s favorite average run-of-the-mill Russian bisexual transvestite hooker! One of the biggest queens to come out of Drag Race, if you’re like us and still can’t get enough Katya Zamolodchikova merch then you need this pillow if your life.  Had a bad day? Just escaped a filthy sex dungeon in Prague?  Feel confident, sexy and stupid with Miss Katya between your arms, or legs. There is nothing standard about this pillowcase!

   

“I’m trying to just serve sexy and confident whore slutty cougar on the prowl. 3rd rate Faith Hill impersonator. 80% sexy, 20% disgusting.”

   

   

Miz Cracker Saltine T-Shirt

   

She might not have won, but oh huntie – no one can claim she didn’t give it her best! That’s Miz Cracker, spelt like the snack and the racial slur… Celebrate this Jewish Barbie on bath salts and remind everyone which team you are on by wearing this sickening drag queen from RuPaul’s Drag Race Season 10. “Cher, cockroaches, Cracker damn it! Bam!” Available in all sizes and unisex, we would expect nothing less of official Miz Cracker merch!

   

“If it’s thin, white and salty. It’s probably a cracker.”

   

   

GuRu Audio Book

   

Haven’t heard enough of Mama Ru on Drag Race? Get her latest audio-book where she explains her secret for success, not only in drag but in life. We all know Ru does drag to deactivate the identity-based ego but in this timeless collection of philosophies she explores and shares her unique perspectives for us mear mortals. We were left gagging and we are sure you will be too!

   

“I do not impersonate females! How many women do you know who wear seven-inch heels, four-foot wigs, and skintight dresses?”

   

 

   

Bianca Del Rio Life Size Cutout

   

Let’s get real, we are all slightly turned on my the mistress of dark humor and insults? If you want to take things a little to far you can now bring her home and do with her what you will. Come back with your own sting rebuttals, make her watch in the bedroom or simply hang out with the only version of Bianca Del Rio that ever shuts up! A great life-size collectible that will quickly be the centerpiece of your Drag queen merch collection!

   

“If I wanted to come for you I’d come into your room at night and cut your wigs up.” 

   

   

RuPaul’s Drag Race Trophy

   

If you can’t get on RuPaul’s Drag Race, the next best thing is the trophy, right? Now you can all this skintight jumpsuit in sultry red and white trophy to your Rupaul’s drag race merchandise collection, or just take it to all the gay bars with you. Trust us, if you’re old enough all those skinny twinks won’t even remember the earlier seasons and will totally think you were an earlier queen.  Don’t underestimate the competition – and show the world you have charisma, uniqueness, nerve, and talent, even if Ru might not have told you yet!

   

 “I’ve consulted with the judges, but the final decision is mine to make.”

   

   

The One Stone Trixie Mattel Album

   

Looking for Trixie Mattel merch? Look no further than this wonderful album with sweet lyrics and a soothing melody. A throwback to the singer/songwriter album of the 70’s ala Linda Ronstadt, this folk/country melancholy album is not just for drag queen fans!  Put in on repeat at your next party or just go for the hits: Parts, Soldier and Little Sister! Trixie pulls off Joni Mitchell meets Johnny Cash meets Dolly Parton – and that ain’t easy!

   

“I paint for the check cashing place down the street.”

   

 

 
   

The Boulet Brothers’ Dragula 

   

Amazon The Boulet Brothers' Dragula 

They say imitation is the sincerest form of flattery, and if you’re a true Drag Race superfan then you need to watch this spooky drag TV competition by The Boulet Brothers.  Sure, it’s not Drag Race merch but’ Dragula is streaming free on Amazon and trust us, they don’t just push the envelope – they chew it up and spit it out. There is nothing cutesy here, but if you wanna see zombie drag looks that slay the runway…Or queens buried alive in the ground you need to see this!

   

“You’re just a trigger-happy alcoholic who has to pop a Xanax every 10 minutes”

   

   

Drag Queen Royalty Cosmetic Travel Bag

   

The perfect Drag Queen gift idea to honor all those queens who left us too soon. Show the world you came to slay with this fun vintage style make-up bag. Whether you’re fixing up your terrible make-up or simply want to get some annoying fucker out of your life, this is the bag for you. Plus, what is the point in slaying if all your sister’s aren’t around to see it!

   

“If you can’t love yourself, how the hell you gonna love somebody else?”

   

   

Cute All Tea, No Shade Pink Sweater

   

For all you cute unicorn princess snowflakes out there who don’t want to hurt anyone’s feelings –  this one’s for you! Air jet spun yarns for long-lasting free durability and ultra soft feel, you’ll feel as fabulous as you look. Speak the truth, repress your inner- Vixen and maybe you’ll win Miss Congeniality too…

   

“Although reading is fundamental, darling, you might as well learn how to spell first, you illiterate fuck!”

   

 

   

Pop! Vinyl Figure Drag Queen Alaska

   

Say “Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiyeeeee!” to the best Alaska Thunderfuck merch money can buy. Yes, one of only three queens to ever be immortalized as a fun, and funky, stylized Pop! vinyl figure – the others being Trixie Mattel and Mama Ru – and we are living for it, darling! Alaska has never looked so adorable touting a snake around her shoulder ala Britney …Now if only we could get Alaska her own Las Vegas show as well. No drag race merch would be complete without this, and you just know Sharon Needles already has five.

   

“You can take the girl out of New Jersey, but you can’t keep the girl from giving blow jobs to homeless men along the New Jersey Turnpike”

   

   

Kim Chi Face Coffee Mug 

   

Wake up every morning ready to chop suey the competition! Gurl, Kim Chi might not have taken out the crown but her legacy will live on in our kitchen cupboard. I mean, what could be better than hand-washing our favorite Asian queen under hot water every morning Get this fabulous Kim Chi merch and show everyone donut come for me….but seriously, can we get another all-stars already because this girl got talent!

   

“This ad was paid out of my own pocket because no one cares. Do you?”

   

   

Drag Dolls, Dames & Divas 

   

Another perfect addition to your coffee table – or any Drag Race superfans – is this beautiful hard-cover  “Drag Dolls, Dames, & Divas” with stunning Drag photography. This work of art includes many styles of drag ranging from the beauty queen to the campy queen, the fishy(realistic) girl to the gender bender and the celebrity impersonator to the girl next door. Totally fierce and fun, plus it gives your Grindr hook-ups something to flick through while you freshen up. A win-win right?

   

“My look is ‘God, I wanna go to Miami, but I can only afford Fort Lauderdale.’” 

   

 

   

Violet Chachki Transformation Magazine Cover

   

If your Team Violet Chachki you need to get your hands on this landmark issue of Transformation Mazagine where our queen graces the cover. The world’s leading transgender lifestyle magazine, this unique Violet Chachki merch is the fashion issue where Violet as a cover model cinches for the gods!

   

“I’m jealous! I don’t have any fat to push together!”

   

   

Party Adore Delano T-Shirt

   

Show your support for the first queen to ever leave the competition voluntarily. Yes gurl, you know we are going to wear our Adore Delano merch with pride! Adore is actually the highest charting queen Drag Race contestant ever, even beating Mama Ru, so trust when they say ‘Till Death Do Us Party’.

   

“For all the other queen who tell me I’m not polished enough, they just need to know I’m polish remover, bitch.”

   

   

Alyssa Edwards Back Rolls Mug

   

One of our favorite queens to leave the Drag Race stag – she might not have taken the crowd but honey she came to stay! Don’t get cute, get drop dead gorgeous! Show your support to this Mesquite Texas diva every morning with your own Alyssa Edwards merch. Sip the tea honey and follow with the obligatory tongue pop and mirror face!

   

“Girl, I am gagging!”

   

 

   

Not Today Satan Not Today Print

   

We just can’t get enough of the Queen of Darkness but can you blame us? Hang this fab drag queen merch on your front door and let all those wanna-bees know not to mess with you. Remind yourself daily with this iconic Bianca Del Rio quote that snarky remarks, attitude and comedic timing are everything – and that the library is always open!

   

“Oh I forgot you’re not sensitive, you’re Beyoncé!”

   

   

RuPaul’s Drag Race: The Card Game Where Every Card is a Queen!

   

Buckle up hunties and sickening card game is a battle between your favorite queens from RuPaul’s Drag Race. You’ll be left gagging for more as you slay your next gathering

This is RuPaul’s Drag Race as you’ve never seen it: on playing cards. Based on the classic Trump Card model – which is definitely not affiliated with the current president – this deck pits the most iconic queens from the series against each other. Each card features a queen, and scientifically ranks, on a scale from one to ten, their score for charisma, uniqueness, nerve and talent.

Think of this as Yu-Gi-Oh’s shadier, fishier and infinitely more “eloguent” cousin. Don’t be the only Drag Race viewing party caught without a deck. Card game enthusiasts, start shuffling, and may the best woman win. No RuPaul’s drag race merch collection would be complete without it!

   

“In the great tradition of Paris is Burning, “Get out your Library Cards!”

   

   

Bob the Drag Queen: Suspiciously Large Woman

   

The only thing better than Purse First is an entire hour with Bob the Drag Queen. One of funniest queens to leave Drag Race, Bob the Drag Queen merch hasn’t left us gagging but her return to Atlanta for her first comedy special has. In true Bob style, she spins joke after joke on fame, fashion, sex, politics, and white people and is not to be missed.No one better be disrespecting this suspiciously large woman!

   

“Everything works out in the end, and if it’s not working out, then it’s not the end.”